28/08/2006

Malaysian National Excuses part 1

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS:
Maggi Mee and Aji-no-moto

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:
Traffic Jam

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR CONDOM:
None. Most Malaysians still feel embarrassed buying condoms. So they rushed into a 7-11, hurriedly grab the nearest pack, any pack, pay and leave before the cashier can even blink an eye

NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION:
Pineapple

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN):
Food poisoning

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN):
Menstrual pain

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
supply, Headache, kids not aslpee, maid not aslpee, mother-in-law around, early appointment, food not digested yet, aircond not cold enough, aircond too cold, nail polish not dry yet, forgot to take the pill, sleepy, stomach cramps, period, haven't remove make-up, haven't shower, no watergoing to watch "Santa Barbara", depress, no modd, etc ....

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
None

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