The Bathtub Test

During a visit to the Mental Hospital, I asked the Director, "How do you determine whether or not a patient should be admitted to the hospital?" "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we give a tea-spoon, a tea-cup and a bucket to the patient and ask him to empty the bathtub"

"Oh, I understand", I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the tea-cup".

"No!", said the Director. "A normal person would pull the drain plug". "Well, do you want a bed near the window?"

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In a Light Mood ^ _ ^

A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment. A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?" The salesman explained "When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem, I didn't know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through three posters..."

First poster: A man lying in the hot desert sand, totally exhausted and fainting.

Second poster: The man is drinking our Cola.

Third poster: Our man is now totally refreshed.

And then these posters were pasted all over the place.

"Then that should have worked!" said the friend. "The hell it should had!?" said the salesman.

"Didn't realize that Arabs read from right to left"

Laughter is the Best Medicine

*MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER*

Interviewer: 'What is your birth date?'
Muthu : '13th October.'
Interviewer : 'Which year?'
Muthu : 'Every year.'

*MUTHU & HIS MANAGER*

The Manager asked Muthu at an interview... .
'Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?'
Muthu replied: 'P-O-S-T-B-O- X.'

*MUTHU & LONDON TRIP*

After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, 'Do I look like a foreigner?'
Wife: 'No! Why?'
Muthu : 'In London , a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'. . that's why.'
Wife : ?????????

*MUTHU & TOURIST*

A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his village...
Muthu said , 'No sir, only babies were born here.'


*MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT*

Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First he cut off one leg and told it to 'WALK! WALK!' The cockroach walked. Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same. The cockroach walked. Then he cut off the third leg and did the same. Finally, he cut off its fourth leg and ordered it walk! But the cockroach didn't walk. Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, 'I found it. If we cut a cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.'

*MUTHU & DRIVER*

When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted the mirror. Muthu shouted, 'You are trying to see my wife, eh? Sit in the back. I will drive.'

*MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL*

Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin. Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed towards the signboard 'Wash Basin'

*MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART*

Interviewer : 'Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it's on fire. How will you escape?'
Muthu: 'It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination. '

*Oh... Lastly.... I forgot ............ the funniest....*

At a political rally, Muthu was arrested. Why????????? ??? Because a lady journalist with a badge which read '*PRESS*' pinned on the right part of her blouse walked past him... and he did it!

ps. I do not know who created this humour but I had a good laugh :)

Best Signages

Not many options isn't it?

Better drink water and drive :)

I can't even pick one...what more to pick two!!

Cartoon by Langkawit

Need I explain what's going on? Hahaha. We usually complain barang naik, beras naik, petrol naik but when come buying lottery we never question the price kan?

When was the last time I strike lottery? I'll post later :D

Updated : 19 July 2008

I bought 4D last May
the number is the Car Plate Number belongs to my cousin, Liza

We checked the result

Four days later, I went and claimed my winnings :P

Working Mood Change...

I received an e-mail and it really made me smile. Somebody who made this really know how to express her or his daily life. I like the Saturday & Sunday but it's not for me though (too bad!). I still have to wake up early eventhough it's weekends or even public holiday. Banyak kerja bah di rumah.

But I like the Friday's smile. That's how I feel every Friday...hehehe

Monday...

Tuesday....

Wednesday...

Thursday...

Friday...

Saturday & Sunday...

Sexy Nuns?