Wedding

Do you see what I see?

The Smallest Baby

Rainbow

You are Special!

Trials keep you Strong
Sorrows keep you Human
Failures keeps you Humble
Success keeps you Glowing
But only God keeps you Going
You are so special!

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Facelift

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the
hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death
experience. Seeing God She asked "Is my time up?" God said,
"No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and
have a Facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had
someone come in and change her hair color. Since she had so
much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the
most of it.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.

While crossing the street on her way Home, she was killed by
an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I
had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the
path of the ambulance?"

God replied,

"I didn't recognize you."

3-Legged Baby

Malaysian National Excuses part 2

NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES:
Panadol

NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS:
Minyak Cap Kapak

NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
Happy Hours

NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
The sight of a police road block.

NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP:
Anywhere as long as it is not your house

NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME:
CARREFOUR
Sometimes pronounced as Carry 4. On second thoughts, why bother pronouncing French brands like Peugeout, Renault or Citroen correctly. I think it sounds better, when the local mechanics say 'pew jeot'. When I was in school, Milo was always 'mee lo', now that I'm sophisticated, I say 'My Lo'.

Malaysian National Excuses part 1

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS:
Maggi Mee and Aji-no-moto

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:
Traffic Jam

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR CONDOM:
None. Most Malaysians still feel embarrassed buying condoms. So they rushed into a 7-11, hurriedly grab the nearest pack, any pack, pay and leave before the cashier can even blink an eye

NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION:
Pineapple

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN):
Food poisoning

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN):
Menstrual pain

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
supply, Headache, kids not aslpee, maid not aslpee, mother-in-law around, early appointment, food not digested yet, aircond not cold enough, aircond too cold, nail polish not dry yet, forgot to take the pill, sleepy, stomach cramps, period, haven't remove make-up, haven't shower, no watergoing to watch "Santa Barbara", depress, no modd, etc ....

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
None

Short but Cute

A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she
needs some cyanide.

The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy, 
I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against 
the law! I'll lose my license, they'll throw both of us in 
jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not, 
you can NOT"

Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture
of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, 
you didn't tell me you had a prescription."

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The Chauffeur

After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into
the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver
notices that the  Pope is still standing on the curb.

"Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver,"Would you 
please take your seat so we can leave?"

"Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they 
never let me drive atthe Vatican when I was a cardinal,
and  I' d really like to drive today."

"I 'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do  
that. I 'd lose my job! And what if something should
happen?" protests the  driver, wishing he 'd never gone
to work that  morning.

"Who's going to tell? Besides, there might be something
extra in it for you," says the Pope with a  smile.

Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope  
climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets
his decision when,  after exiting the airport, the
Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to  105 mph.

(Remember, he 's a German Pope.)

"Please slow down, Your Holiness!" pleads the worried  
driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until
they hear sirens.

"Oh, dear God, I'm gonna lose my license and my job!"
moans the driver.

The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the 
cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes
back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.

"I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the  dispatcher.

The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that 
he 's stopped a limo going a hundred and five.

"So bust him," says the Chief.

"I don't think we want to do that, he' s really  
important," said the cop.

The Chief exclaimed,"All the more  reason!"

"No, I mean really important," said the cop with a bit  
of persistence.

The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the  Mayor?"

Cop: "Bigger."

Chief: "The Governor?"

Cop: "Bigger."

Chief: "The President?"

Cop: "Bigger."

"Well," said the Chief, "Who is  it?"

Cop: "I think it's God!"

The Chief is even more puzzled and curious, "What makes
you think it's God?"

Cop: "He' s got the Pope as a  chauffeur."

Don't Waste Water

Old Tree at Tamu Inobong

Tamu Inobong

Durian Inobong

Noodles at Tamu Inobong

Let's Continue Learning

1. wicin (another brand of MSG as in 'aji-no-moto' -- a seasoning or food enhancer)
2. talampau (proper malay - 'terlampau' -- too much)
3. takajut (proper malay - 'terkejut' -- shocked, startled)
4. siorang (proper malay 'kami' / 'saya orang' -- us, we)
5. ngam-ngam (proper malay 'kebetulan' -- exact, at that time)
6. mangkali (proper malay 'barangkali' -- maybe, perhaps)
7. kamarin (proper malay 'kelmarin' -- yesterday)
8. kanapa (proper malay 'kenapa' -- why)
9. gia (expression -- 'is it?')
10. bah (expression -- 'ok!')

Let's Learn Some Words Used in Inobong

Here are words that you most likely would hear among locals and natives in Sabah, that are not normally recognized and used much by Malaysians from the mainland, nor would you find them in the dictionary. More will be added from time to time.

1. tuuna/saaaana - points with the lips (there--at a distance)
2. limpas (to pass/walk by) eg. Maaf, saya limpas dulu (Excuse me, can I pass by?)
3. palui (stupid)
4. tapuk (hiding)
5. bida (ugly)
6. bubut (as in proper malay 'kejar' - to chase)
7. sakai (ignorant, uncivilized, 'hoosier')
8. andang-andang (that's how it is)
9. sapak (kasi campur/gaul untuk masakan - to mix as in cooking)
10. inda/tia (short form of 'tidak' - not, no)

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