29/09/2006

Rainbow




24/09/2006

You are Special!


Trials keep you Strong
Sorrows keep you Human
Failures keeps you Humble
Success keeps you Glowing
But only God keeps you Going
You are so special!

23/09/2006

everystudent.com

everystudent.com

22/09/2006

Facelift

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the
hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death
experience. Seeing God She asked "Is my time up?" God said,
"No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and
have a Facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had
someone come in and change her hair color. Since she had so
much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the
most of it.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.

While crossing the street on her way Home, she was killed by
an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I
had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the
path of the ambulance?"

God replied,

"I didn't recognize you."

21/09/2006

3-Legged Baby