19/09/2008

Never Ever Lie to a Woman


A man called home to his wife and said, 'Darling, I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up'


'Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas'


The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.


The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?


He said, 'Yes! Lots of salmons, some bluegills and a few swordfishes. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to do?'


The wife replied, 'I did, dear. They're in your fishing box!'


Have a great weekend, everybody!

6 comments:

-Gina G- said...

Wahahahah,

kedapatan bah dia kan phil, silaka punya fishing boy! keke

InobonG ProPer said...

tu lah pasal Gina..
men jgn main2 dgn women..pintar2 kama hehehe

Dora A-Erb said...

Haha... I gotcha :0

InobonG ProPer said...

Dora...i never stop smiling when i read this LoL

ethel said...

Every men should read this. :P

InobonG ProPer said...

hahahaha...they should Ethel..and so far..no comments yet from the guys ;)

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